OMG!!! Hand Holding!!! WTF!!!

In a shocking display of public affection…Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were caught holding hands. This can only prove one thing. They have no regard for the Swine Flu epidemic at all. This is what’s wrong with our county today. Someday, we’ll look back years from now….when the last person on earth is standing…I’m thinking Will Smith at this point…we will ask ourselves…how did it all begin? The answer…Twilight. Sure, you might be laughing, but you won’t be laughing when you’re munching on some bacon. By the way…what’s that over there…(reaches over and grabs your bacon) Mmmm….sorry…I can’t talk…my mouth is full.