New Game…Guess The Foot!

Give up? If you guessed Lindsay Lohan…you win a digital copy of this photo. Yes, this is indeed Lindsay Lohan’s shoe coming out of a party this weekend. I’m thinking it’s probably just “baby powder”. I use that stuff all the time to get into my leather pants. Sometimes it just makes it easier. The worst part is the leather shirt…major chaffing. Well, I think we all learned a valuable lesson here. If you go into the bathroom and need to use “baby powder”…just remember that it might be slightly noticeable after wards.

Farrah Was Robbed

Farrah Fawcett was totally robbed at the Academy Awards. (Insert your favorite trademark here) During the annual video montage of famous people who passed away…the good people at the Oscars basically gave the big finger to her fans and family by leaving her out. Pretty unbelievable. More unbelievable is that they didn’t nominate me for best song…I did an amazing rendition of “We didn’t start the fire” for Police Academy 8…but, alas it was overlooked. I’m not sure which hurts more.

Corey Haim Died of Drugs…Possibly…

Corey Haim passed away this week, but the bigger question was how? Also, why do I keep losing socks in the dryer? We may never know either answer. (We will actually from after the toxicology reports)  But, he was a talented kid actor who wanted a better life for himself. If there is one lesson in all of this is this…Just say no. Not just to drugs, but to bad reality shows…that stuff will really kill you.

Kendra Is A Bummer

Kendra Wilkinson announced she is getting a breasts reduction. Hugh Hefner was quoted as saying “WTF?” Not really. I just made that up. But her entire fan base did say this, “Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!”. I made that up too…but I’m pretty much paraphrasing what everyone is thinking. No offense, but I’m pretty sure this is a bad idea. The whole thing just seems like an evil plot from some genius in an underwater lair stroking his white kitten. Maybe I’m being dramatic.

Look, Who Is A Writer Now!

Jennifer Love Hewitt seen here acting either ridiculous or like herself…that’s your choice…wrote a book. I would look up the title, but that would mean opening up a new window on this browser and that seems way too time consuming. It has to do with love and cupid and whatever nonsense she was thinking. In the big picture, I’m just glad she made time from her busy schedule to help us all out with our relationship issues. She’s like Dr. Phil…if Dr. Phil could see dead people…and had this wig on.

New Couple Alert!!!

It looks like Lindsay has found herself a new boyfriend. And by boyfriend, I mean a very older fashion designer by the name of Roberto Cavalli. Very classy. And by classy I mean totally not classy. This is opposite day. Whatever is white is now black and vice versa. I’m hoping to bring the world together…or at least bring pictures of Lindsay making out with everyone.