J-LO Wears Couch Cover

It turns out Mrs. Lo turned out at the Miami Dolphin’s game and wore this little number. I’m not sure…but I think I’ve had a couple of seizures and a few rounds of heartburn just writing this. If she spins around, you would pretty much feel you’re in the middle of a barber shop. I don’t know what’s going on with her dress, but even more importantly I learned today that Jennifer Lopez owns part of the Miami Dolphins. Yeah, that’s right. She owns them. You would think she would just wear body paint to support her team…but nooooooooo she has to go all zebra style. I think she should just ride in to the next game wearing an actual zebra. That would really mess with everyone.