Kendra Is A Bummer

Kendra Wilkinson announced she is getting a breasts reduction. Hugh Hefner was quoted as saying “WTF?” Not really. I just made that up. But her entire fan base did say this, “Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!”. I made that up too…but I’m pretty much paraphrasing what everyone is thinking. No offense, but I’m pretty sure this is a bad idea. The whole thing just seems like an evil plot from some genius in an underwater lair stroking his white kitten. Maybe I’m being dramatic.