Michael Bay Can Bite Me

I understand that Michael Bay made $75 million dollars for Transformers 2. If you don’t know how much that is…let me help you understand. Take a dollar bill…now line it up to another dollar bill…then another…keep doing it…in about 5 hours I want you to stop doing that. Now, ask yourself why did you line up a bunch of dollar bills? Because someone told you too? You should try to think for yourself. I would think for you, but then I would have to charge you. I won’t be greedy…say I’ll charge you $74 million dollars. That seems fair. You saved a million dollars and didn’t have to sit through Transformers 2. Except Megan Fox. That’s probably worth a couple of million. I’m glad we talked. I feel better now.

P.S. I really didn’t want to use Michael Bay’s Picture…so I chose Mr. Hitchcock with a bird on his cigar. Why? Because I’m the master of time and space. I also know kung fu…well, not really…but I did play with GI Joe and his Kung Fu grip once. I also know that life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get. So, stop eating my chocolates and get your own box.