Steven Seagal’s Ponytail Is Getting Sued…Or Not

April 24, 2010 Leave a comment

Steven Seagal is being sued by his former assistant, Kayden Nguyen for allegedly sexually assaulting her with a shoe or something. I’m making some of that up…but I’m not sure which part. I’ve got a lot of things going on and I don’t have time to Google anything. The point to all of this is that she is pissed and he thinks he’s too cool. This is from RadarOnline.com:

The lawsuit by a former employee against Steven Seagal is on hold, after the star’s lawyer went into court Thursday with a motion to compel arbitration, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

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Top LA lawyer Marty Singer won an order to stay the lawsuit until a motion to move the entire matter to arbitration can be heard.

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That motion is now scheduled for May 27. In addition, Seagal’s side agreed to stay their arbitration against Nguyen pending the hearing.

I think part of the problem is this outfit he is wearing while he is playing guitar. The only way this picture could be any more bizarre is if he was beating up some guys while on stage. That came out wrong…but you get the idea.

Get Better Bret

April 24, 2010 Leave a comment

Bret Michaels of Poison, Rock of Love, and Celebrity Apprentice fame is in Critical Condition after a brain hemorrhage. Nothing funny here…just good wishes. The women of rock need you…and so do Donald Trump’s ratings.

New Game…Guess The Foot!

March 29, 2010 Leave a comment

Give up? If you guessed Lindsay Lohan…you win a digital copy of this photo. Yes, this is indeed Lindsay Lohan’s shoe coming out of a party this weekend. I’m thinking it’s probably just “baby powder”. I use that stuff all the time to get into my leather pants. Sometimes it just makes it easier. The worst part is the leather shirt…major chaffing. Well, I think we all learned a valuable lesson here. If you go into the bathroom and need to use “baby powder”…just remember that it might be slightly noticeable after wards.

Farrah Was Robbed

March 12, 2010 Leave a comment

Farrah Fawcett was totally robbed at the Academy Awards. (Insert your favorite trademark here) During the annual video montage of famous people who passed away…the good people at the Oscars basically gave the big finger to her fans and family by leaving her out. Pretty unbelievable. More unbelievable is that they didn’t nominate me for best song…I did an amazing rendition of “We didn’t start the fire” for Police Academy 8…but, alas it was overlooked. I’m not sure which hurts more.

Corey Haim Died of Drugs…Possibly…

March 12, 2010 Leave a comment

Corey Haim passed away this week, but the bigger question was how? Also, why do I keep losing socks in the dryer? We may never know either answer. (We will actually from after the toxicology reports)  But, he was a talented kid actor who wanted a better life for himself. If there is one lesson in all of this is this…Just say no. Not just to drugs, but to bad reality shows…that stuff will really kill you.

Kendra Is A Bummer

March 12, 2010 Leave a comment

Kendra Wilkinson announced she is getting a breasts reduction. Hugh Hefner was quoted as saying “WTF?” Not really. I just made that up. But her entire fan base did say this, “Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!”. I made that up too…but I’m pretty much paraphrasing what everyone is thinking. No offense, but I’m pretty sure this is a bad idea. The whole thing just seems like an evil plot from some genius in an underwater lair stroking his white kitten. Maybe I’m being dramatic.

Look, Who Is A Writer Now!

Jennifer Love Hewitt seen here acting either ridiculous or like herself…that’s your choice…wrote a book. I would look up the title, but that would mean opening up a new window on this browser and that seems way too time consuming. It has to do with love and cupid and whatever nonsense she was thinking. In the big picture, I’m just glad she made time from her busy schedule to help us all out with our relationship issues. She’s like Dr. Phil…if Dr. Phil could see dead people…and had this wig on.

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